OMGGGG IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
nancy trying to jump in on shannon vs valentina but then realizes rocky’s in front of her
dont try it because you know you’ll get your ass beat
(Source: mikaelsongilbert)
When you’ve just painted your nails, then you get a fucking wedgie….
(Source: henderwhore4life)
Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet: Very well. Only I wish you would not call me “my dear”.
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Elizabeth Bennet: Because it’s what my father always called my mother when he’s cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think…”Lizzy” for everyday, “My Pearl” for Sundays, and…”Goddess Divine”, but only on very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And…what should I call you when I’m cross? “Mrs. Darcy”?
Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me “Mrs. Darcy”… when you are completely, perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening… Mrs. Darcy?
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy
The “Silence of the Lambs” skull, as done by that guy who is famous for being a tattooed zombie.
Had Krav Maga this morning, came back to the house to work a little, waiting to hear from my manager whether I am going by their office today before the workshop tonight. Trying to keep my mind off the absence.
